Captain Manx
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Joined: 22 Apr 2006
Posts: 768
Location: Kerala City
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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:36 am Post subject: Act One: The Rookie and the Mexican. |
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Act one: The Rookie and the Mexican
*A young man walks into a seedy harbour bar*
Rookie: Yo 'keep, pint of your finest ale please.
Barkeep: Aint seen you around these parts before.
Rookie: Aint been round these parts before, just passing through, im looking for someone.
Barkeep: Everyones looking for someone, question is, who are you looking for?
Rookie: Im looking for a Pirate by the name of Manx Shearwater.
*Bar falls silent*
*A man in a poncho and sombrero approaches the rookie*
Mexican: Whats your name son?
Rookie: Jeff Cannon, whats it to you?
Mexican: Well, Jeffy boy you outta be more carefull mentioning a name like that, you looking for trouble?
Jeff Cannon: Im looking for help.
Mexican: You think Shearwater will help the likes of you, son. Ha Ha Ha. I think you better leave.
*The rookie pulls a sword to the mexicans throat*
Mexican: Get a load of this guy.
Jeff Cannon: Dont test me.
Mexican: Lower your weapon son, i wouldnt wanna hurt you now. I like your style, you got guts, ill take you to see Manx Shearwater. Just one condition.....
*A bullet blows up the glass in the mexicans hand*
*A man stands in the doorway to the bar, he is followed by several men*
Mysterious stranger: Well looky here boys, seems like we got us one of shearwaters lackeys.
Jeff Cannon: You're one of Manx Shearwaters crew.
Mexican: Shuttup kid. Captain Rockstar, i thought we'd seen the last of you down at Sinoloa Bay. I mighty known it would take more than a carefully timed walrus to take down you bastards.
Captain Rockstar: Where is that good for nothing captain of yours?
Mexican: *whispers* Kid, pass me that sword.
*Rockstar takes aim*
Captain Rockstar: Dont get any stupid ideas, you're outnumbered and out gunned.
Jeff Cannon: May i speak for a just a second.
Captain Rockstar: Whos the rookie.
Jeff Cannon: The names Jeff Cannon, now if you'll just allow me to reach in my pocket i have a treasure that you may find interesting, you can have it if you dont kill me.
Captain Rockstar: Hahaha, look at this boys, the shearwater pirates are recruiting cowards these days. Toss it over here rookie.
*Cannon tosses over a small golden sphere*
*As soon as Rockstar catches it, smoke starts pouring out*
Jeff Cannon: RUN
Mexican: Nice one kid, names Asian Dave, lets take you to see the Captain.
Jeff Cannon: Quick out this window.
*Dave and Cannon escape through the window*
Asian Dave: Hey Rockstar, you think this is over, but the word on the street is, IT AINT!!!
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